Monitor your chips, because someone stole a truck carrying Dips worth $ 35,000 and Salsa

If you give a cookie cookie, you will ask a glass glass, and if you give moose muffin, you will want to chase something away. But following the allocation of two travel trucks in September 27, there are few thief from where nearly $ 35,000 charges shared Dips and Salsas and there is no food method, CTV news reports. So if you have a star chips and you live near Essex County, Ontario, look at the eyes. These thieves can make your own crunchy delivery devices.

Why thieves steal Dips and Salsas, Canada all areas, it is not completely clear. And it is very clear that any collapse is and stolen sals. No matter whether they are under products and obstacles, they may be difficult to submit. Dips $ 35,000 cost DIPS and Salsas for all Dips and Salsas, and sell them outside the van in the parking lot of stores can take permanent. Also, the Canadians are traditionally known for their tolerance of spices. Unless Ontario managers can track these thiefs down and make them speak, we may know how their goal is here.

That means that, we know that police say Rubicon of four Jeep Wrangler at the door seen nearby may have been involved. Yes, technically, CBC news is directed as a jeep rubicon, “but are based on a given picture, I think we can all agree that the Wrangler is looking for. Unfortunately Otario Provincial Police, when people start calling all the gray, four hair they see around Ontario, they may not have time to investigate any other charges.

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The pattern of the bill

The transport truck full of DIPS and Salsas were not the only truck thieves suspected to hit recently. Another truck is reported and reported later available outside its trailer or luggage. CTV stories do not say what was at the stolen steam, but I choose to believe that it was a crowd of corn chips. At least that way, ontario citizens do not have to worry too much about the safety of their frities of fritos.

Unfortunately those who live in Essex County, News reported the above suggesting that these two stolen trucks are part of the largest truck pattern in the past four months. Items stolen at the time of stealing do not seem to follow a particular pattern, by previous dragging including whiskey and beef. If you ask me, that sounds like a local criminal employer purchase Influence and simply hate paying taxes, if you ask security analyst Chris Lewis (such as CTV News did), that maybe not.

According to Lewis, thieves may have stealing these contacts bir-leaguers who need to move whatever they go. He also raises thieves to load their Salsas to their sales “in areas such as churches and small stations on the road on the street selling vegetables.” And honestly, I hope they see it later. Just a few trucks started to set up their farmer’s market, selling savings and dips as they do itself. Scouping Sheatpile Slowly Stockpile they have at Truck Crime HQ. Perhaps you make a few friends in the local community. The consideration is likely to understand and start a small hobby farm.

It would be a good life. They are already able to submit the tens of thousands of dollars in SALSA without being caught, and maybe it will be time to leave you behind it.

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