A naughty thriller series about blood, lust, and animals

By Chris SnellGrove | Being published 6 seconds ago

I am an old school lover of Joe Bob Briggsa long-time movie critic and curator of horror that explodes movies with three essential qualities: blood, passions and animals. These movies are cheap and flashy, and it would be hard to find a TV show that matches this “so bad it’s okay” vibe of the small screen.

If you’re looking to watch a series that’s probably full of gore on top of gore and nudity ganore, it’s time to stream. true Blood on Hulu.

A vampire show that can suck

The foundation of true Blood Did the vampires “come out of the box,” revealing themselves to the world after a Japanese company created artificial blood that allowed them to live without feeding on humans. Bill Vamp “one of Bill Compton, who tries to start a Norny life by returning to his small town in Louisiana. When he falls in love with a local watchman who can read minds, both throw a world of dangers involving shapeshifters, werewolves, cultures, and much more.

The cast of true Blood full of big names: Ana Paquin (best known for the X-men movies) plays a perky, bite-curious waitress who loves the next straight vampire, played by Stephen Moyer (best known outside of this show Twice). Finally you have a vampire daughter (complicated) played by Deborah Ann Woll, who is well known outside of this show Daredevil. Oh, and Charnie Vampire Male Mase Comlan Works for Vamp Edinering played by Alexander Skarsgård (best known The Legend of Tarzanor I loved him An infinity pool).

I can talk about this killer throw all day. While the above are popular names, true Blood It is full of well-known actors who are absolutely perfect in their roles. Sam Trammell is every gal’s idea of ​​a gentle southern gentleman with good looks, even if his charisma hides a terrifying secret. Ryan Kwanten plays Dumb as NOBOTY as the main character’s brother, and towards the end, Nelson Ellis steals all the scenes as a short order cook and the fastest businessman in the world and the best businessman in the world at night.

Putting the glamor on the critics

true Blood It’s a show that sinks its teeth into critics early on: While season 1 has a whopping 63 percent on Rotten Tomatoes (making it a far cry from your average vampire), season 2 has an average of 89 percent, and souso 3 has 81 percent. While it’s similar to most brands it shows that it had a rocky start (looking at it, Star Trek: The Next Generation), true Blood Soon he came to television. back then Game of Thrones It was just a book series, this show full of sex, monsters and sexy monsters was the reason people tuned into HBO every week.

Speaking of sex, I really can’t stress enough how great this show is. Our two leads can’t make it out of the bedroom, and the show completely undercuts the fact that kinky relationships actually exist.

Fair warning: This leads to scenes like Vampire Bill Dracking Sokie’s neck before making out with her, leaving dark blood to lick Ana Paququin’s skin. Wet blood play and -ild is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes true BloodExamining the association between sex and violence.

Catnip for kinky couples

With that kind of explanation, you might think so true Blood The show remains only for boys, but this series is always popular with women. That’s because the show, like the books it’s based on (Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris), is an early example of the dark romance genre now popular with intellectuals and literary women. In short, if the special gal in your life enjoys Snutty books (especially those featuring non-human characters), she might enjoy watching true Blood It brings the genre’s most interesting ideas to life, complete with smoking hot performers.

Even if your GAL Bible isn’t filled with romance novels, you’ll probably enjoy watching true Blood together. For all its problems, this is a love story, and it’s so much fun with a real-life couple to watch this star-twin couple of star-crossed lovers try to find happiness in each other. If the path to inner bliss just happens to include some of the most classic sex scenes ever, that’s just a bonus!

Will you agree to that? true Blood Is it the sexy series that every couple wants? Or is this one ntampy, Campy shows that you would like to drive the pole in? The only way to get a signature from HLU; For best results, start playing it in the bedroom and see if the bite (ER, night) takes you!

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