Doctors revealed that the patient is so funny that they should get out of the laughter room

Or haven’t seen an episode of The gray anatomyYou may think doctors have some good wild news about their patients.

In two Red Scriptures (you can see here, and here), medical professionals share the most obvious lies they have ever told patients, and suppose I do not know that I laughed or worried.

Here are the different 21 matters:

1. “Dental Doctor here! The man with a peg to salon across the parking lot of my patient. Every time I see him in my office, sometimes I see it.”

-Cassianermirez

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2. “‘I don’t drink.’ Sir, your level of blood alcohol was to kill a common person, and I would smell through the whole department. And, he fell on two trying to get up. “

-LegiteMotelagoGorphs

3. “They stay ‘drinking a lot of water,’ they do well.”

Feat

4. “Ukudilizwa i-agonist ye-glp-1 yokunciphisa isisindo, iziguli kufanele zibandakanyeke ohlelweni lokuzivocavoca futhi zizame ukudla okunempilo. Kusobala ukuthi zisakhuluphayo, kodwa ngoba zisasikhuluphele, kodwa ngoba zisasikhuluphele, kodwa

-Zzy13

5. “I was only a medical student, but the patient took history from looking at the Ativan because of my existence.

Ambition

6. “‘I certainly put in every day.'”

-Swet-eMu-5095

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7. “‘I’ve never smoked in my life.’ And you’re sure they smoked a cigarette literally 10 minutes before you arrive, causing them smelly like ashtray and they really have PVD. “

-HuckleEllglum1163

8. “The patient once said, ‘I was just around the corner of my business when someone walked in white in my face.'”

-AdUcalationalDoctoctor460

9. “My baby is a doctor and told me the girl’s time, and when another doctor said he loves you, he stopped her, ‘no’

-Stronthings

10. “Back when I was a Med student, I was traveling around the elderly man who came in and said that I had great abdomen.”

“Having presence asked him to get up. He goes out of bed and pretends to be in great pain.

Therefore, yes, the guy was a person who wanted painful pills. “

Believable

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11. “The dismissal arrived at the ambulance that the patient was called the patient 911 after his abdomen from his stomach. And he shot him, and shot him, and went to prison.

Minhryboy

12. “My roommate works for some hours with ER and people still arrive at all times they fall down [insert object]. “

“I can think of 2025, this would be a thing of the past. You may be Orply Bethger Plugs online and sends them right away without keeping household objects up there.”

-Soesteric_enigma

13. “I am a medical advisor, and one of my clinic cycles were in the Inpatient Basy.

“We used to that (as it happened every Wednesday), we can all make us respect and say things like Klonopin today, ‘and’ You may soon give up.

After all of us came upon him and returned to our works, he would take them in peace and pretended. General behavior, I’m told, but a student, was wonderful and opening the eye. “

-SconnieGrrrl68

14. “I’m a vet – a dog cleaning dog – the green plants that smell like skunks, driving urine, high af.”

“‘Did you have any of your dog’s turn into some weed?’

‘Not so!’

Cool, we can make $ 300- $ 500 most important test to see that is something else, or you can just tell me that you grow. “

-Blandepuppydoctor

15. “When I was a student, I made a warden out of the late 30s or even accused me of my visit. ‘And I was like,’ I don’t think that is necessary … He is Lesbian and did not have a man in 10 years. ‘ My smiles of smiles as well as’ I am ‘smoking.’ Was pregnant like f-

Ailliillenas

16. “Guy told me that he was never surgeryed, despite getting a central laparotomy. Then he looked at record from the hospital where he had told me.”

“The surgery was based on the removal of the champo bottle. We were in a city with many hospitals, so I don’t know you tell me records in real places.”

-Casapatalones

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17. “Back back there, I was in a medical school for my emergency achievement.

“Later, I knelt down and checking his ankles and the used vial issued without his cuff of his jean.

The patient said (Verbatim): ‘Man! That’s my mother! Me I said They didn’t do that shit. “”

-Nissiorcient-2679

18. “Not a doctor, but a medical therapy. The most common thing I see is the high glucose, ‘etc.

-Deezus1229

19. “I had a lady with several days OP, and it could have all the way to get treatment.

-Beondock_ainint

20. “One time, someone in my office called Mr. X. Mr. Mr.

“Mr X was not any permission, and Hipaa was defined.

-Kirina25

21. And finally, “Now, when the patient says no doctor has seen since they admitted, when I personally seen them in the last two hours.”

-Vetinarisscorporpionpion

What do you think? Let me know on the comments!

Note: Answers are organized in length / clarity.

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